On the Home Front: Oh you have Goals? That's cool, I guess.

Mom: - I made dinner...

Me: - You cooked?! As soon as I start strict eating YOU ACTUALLY COOK?! -___-

Mom: - You can have some... I made yellow rice and fresh (never frozen lol) Ribs

Me: - ( Looks at the food and the ribs dripping in BBQ Sauce) Um..... I guess I'll have a salad and maybe two ribs. ** I walk over to the sink with both ribs and begin rinsing them under the cold water**

Dad: - WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING?!!!

Me: - I have a goal dad and Perfectly good meat covered in sugar won't be the nail in my goals coffin!!

Dad: - That was a perfectly good rib... so....Perfect.

Me: - Well, I'm going to have to settle with the unperfect rib and the giant spinach salad I'm having.

- (Pats dad on back)

- + Tumblrs..Living at home is the worst. Just the other day I asked my mom not to make homemade chocolate chip cookies because I have no self control. Guess what, She made them like 30 of them. smh gotta get out of here....