On the Home Front: Oh you have Goals? That's cool, I guess.
Mom: - I made dinner...
Me: - You cooked?! As soon as I start strict eating YOU ACTUALLY COOK?! -___-
Mom: - You can have some... I made yellow rice and fresh (never frozen lol) Ribs
Me: - ( Looks at the food and the ribs dripping in BBQ Sauce) Um..... I guess I'll have a salad and maybe two ribs. ** I walk over to the sink with both ribs and begin rinsing them under the cold water**
Dad: - WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING?!!!
Me: - I have a goal dad and Perfectly good meat covered in sugar won't be the nail in my goals coffin!!
Dad: - That was a perfectly good rib... so....Perfect.
Me: - Well, I'm going to have to settle with the unperfect rib and the giant spinach salad I'm having.
- (Pats dad on back)
- + Tumblrs..Living at home is the worst. Just the other day I asked my mom not to make homemade chocolate chip cookies because I have no self control. Guess what, She made them like 30 of them. smh gotta get out of here....